Tuesday, 26 July 2011

Dream 2

 DAAAAAAmn. Ok, this dream has very VERY horrifying -and slightly sexual- scenes in it. Read at your own peril! >:D
-also wall of only lightly edited text warning for anyone that's reading this on a phone.

Sunday, 24 July 2011

A Guide to Cloning

Ok, wow so I've just woken up from a my first recurring dream. Basically it's all about me cloning myself and it messing up. I think i might try and do a short writing on this soon.

>finds guide to cloning
>guide comes in mail
>solder components together finding on and off switch
>take tissue samples from parts of my body
>mix together in the jar that comes with the guide / components
>attach component-jar lid to jar
>end up with a mixture of stuff
>leave in the cupboard as the guide says
>come back from tennis to find that jar is now gone and completely naked and fully formed version of me is sitting there basically 'dead' hanging out my cupboard
>attach other device to the clone's head
>turn on device
>nothing happens
>i panic and end up hiding the body in the freezer
>dream ends
>back into dream
>I'm trying to find what's wrong with the device.
>find a link in the guide to TDKnuckle's channel
>turns out that he's the person that made the guide
>someone knocks on the door
>i open it to find mafia looking guys storming into my house
>they ask where my mother is
>they start asking for money
>i start worrying about whether they might find the body
>i start wishing that i'd separated the parts and put them in a bin or something
>i find a streak of line running down my nose
>realise that the line looks like the bottom of a kazoo
>try to reach for it
>my fingers go right through it
>decide that it's a trick of the light / my eye's are messing up
>eye's start hurting
>blink with left eye, then right eye, then both
>i open my eye's and i'm in bed.

So there you go! Man, that was a crazy night. I like how my brain always seems to put all of my dreams onto a cliffhanger for some reason.

Friday, 22 July 2011

I am the king of stailmate!!

Ok, so.. my first personal post on here. Basically i made some plans with a friend to go and play tennis today. So, after getting up very hungry i ended up having a breakfast of four Fried Eggs two Instant noodle packets and one plate of chick pea curry and rice (lots'a rice! 8D) and a cup of black coffee. After that i left for a day of tennis with -let's call him- Cornelius the Private Investigator, who met me at our planned meet up point (helipad). Which was pretty weird as it takes me forty minutes to fly by helicopter to 'Restaurant of Breakfast Lunches,' while it only takes him about 20 minutes by jet-pack. So, Cornelius the Private Investigator and me eventually arrived at the Great British Sports Garden (GBSG), and went into the advanced tennis section. When we saw the grounds filled water we were saddened by all of the effort, and jet fuel that seemed to have been wasted in this journey. Luckily though we know the owner of GBSG personally and he was able to give us a ticket to the Great Chess Tournament of United Greatness. Needless to so we beat all their asses at the games and ended up being faced off against eachover. So, it was Me, your great 1ockedand1oaded, beloved by all 53 of my fans, and Cornelius the Private Investigator, with his various connections with News of the World, due to his assassination requests from Rupert Murdock. Let's just say it was intense. Rupert was there, scowling up at me. Cameras were flashing, trying to get shots of me under my tennis briefs. As the day became dark and the evening clouds drew nearer, me and Cornelius were still at it. 3 draws later. You see, Cornelius has a problem. He can't finish the job. I can. With just a king i was able to trick him into drawing with me 3 times! And on this 4th game it was looking like another draw would happen. It happened and with 4 games -which Rupert claimed he should have won- Cornelius was distraught. In fact, i was writing this story earlier today, on my helicopter, and my security system started to go crazy. It turned out i had been fired on by ground control because my helicopter had been deleted by some lulzy hacker. I got mad lulz from that one.

-based off a true story-

Thursday, 21 July 2011


An interesting take on life. Hope you enjoy this speech that I found!

Wednesday, 20 July 2011

New scribble

Check its!! :D

So, I want to continue the narrative blogging idea that i had on here before but i'm having some trouble with ideas. Can you guys help me out with your great and powerful imaginations so that i can let the creative juices flow once more? o.0 ok, that sounds weird, but it's a pretty bad sensation to be artistically dry for this long.

Sunday, 17 July 2011

Uploaded a new doodle today.

Today was pretty boring, so I'll just show you to my over blog where I've put a few of my (!) amazingly artistic (!) scribbles.


Thursday, 14 July 2011

How a flamethrower really works.

An awesome little video about how a lot of weapons in main stream movies are not as they appear. -video contains a dead pig which at the end of the video turns into bacon.

odd. the video aparently doesn't work right now so here's the basic link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9DkciMTsLI

How to block youtube ads

Just made a youtube video on how to block youtube adverts if anyone's interested in it. Please comment on it if you could.
Here's the raw-uncut version. I'll have the edited one by the end of the week.
The main reason why i made this one was because I can never find any how to's on how to block adverts with opera, when it really is so easy.

Monday, 11 July 2011


So it's Monday today and I'm getting ready to have a week of staring at boards. Yep. School sure is fun! And not a complete waste of time in any sense.
err.. So i'm looking through underground house building so I can continue my quest of world domination and you can see one of the guides here.
Here's a fun little comic I made about the power of ice cream.
So after a 'hard' day of staring at teachers, I have one question to ask you. Why is there ham in my pocket?
Oh, and for some comedic relief, I accidentally said "so.. do we have to wear clothes?" when speaking about a coming school trip.

Sunday, 10 July 2011

Hi peeps.

So, it's ten thirty on Sunday today and I'm pretty stumped on what to blog about. So here's a few pictures from my minecraft account. :)
Actually it's one big picture made from one day's travel but.. whatyagonnado?

Saturday, 9 July 2011

Running: Chapter two. A Terrible Thing

Before you read this I just want to say that I've decided that the 'Running' story series is going to be a collection of short stories instead of one long novel. as such this story probably wont have anything to do with the last one. I may join the storys into some interlinking time line some way across the roads but right now this story is a different story. :P
Chapter one
Chapter two